raequaza:

Especially ones that are like this:

And such.

It’s funny to me, because of my back to school supplies:

But I suppose that makes sense….considering I’m going to Culinary College.

AND BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THIS. CRAPPY PRESIDENT’S CHOICE KNIVES WOULD BARELY CUT ANYONE! YOU NEED GOOD KNIVES TO INFLICT DAMAGE!

But if you use knives on someone anyway, you’re probably a psychopath and need some help, so don’t do that.